Tom Aspinall VACATES Heavyweight Title? Ciryl Gane New Champion? Jon Jones TRASHES Tom? My Reaction

So, Tom Aspinall Tom Aspinall has vacated his heavyweight world championship and Ciryl Gane is now probably going to be the undisputed heavyweight world champion and the division is going to move ON WITH.

THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME. TOM ASPINALL MAKES A POST. IT’S TERRIBLE NEWS, FOLKS.

IT’S TERRIBLE NEWS. Tom Aspinall returned to training. He was ready to fight in November or December, looking to come back before the end of the year, and his eye has been re-injured and he’s HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH HIS EYE.

CIRYL GANE, YOU DIRTY FRENCH FROG. And as a reward for Ciryl Gane eye poking Tom Aspinall, he’s now the undisputed heavyweight world champion, it looks like, folks.

I’m going to go through a bunch of stuff in today’s video. You guys know this one hurts me.

I was in a good mood yesterday. I was in peaches and cream ville yesterday.

Humming a I was listening to music, humming along in my house. I sat in my garden for a bit and ate strawberries.

I’m not even joking. I ate strawberries in my garden. That’s how performatively happy I was while listening to music, okay?

I just saw this and I didn’t want to believe it, man.

I didn’t want to believe it. I’ve been in Tom Aspinall’s corner for so long hoping that at the end of the day he’s going to return and he’s going to BEAT CIRYL GANE.

YEAH, AND EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE AND WE’RE all going to ridiculous and everything will return to normal.

But no. Tom Aspinall, one of the nicest guys in THE SPORT, DONE NOTHING WRONG.

HAS BEEN DEALT HAS BEEN DONE dirty for so long now. Gets the worst possible outcome from his injury.

I’m going to read through Tom Aspinall’s Instagram post to start this video, okay? I don’t even have it in me to do it in his voice.

I do. Anything you read in the media simply noise. I’M NOT I CAN’T EVEN DO IT I CAN’T EVEN DO THE VOICE.

Anything you read in the media is simply noise. People are creating their own narratives.

This is the truth. Ongoing complications with my eyes mean I cannot get medically cleared to fight right now.

I’ve had multiple surgeries, accidents, and infections, and done everything possible to get back to competing.

I previously agreed to a fight date and was back sparring and he was he was posting videos of himself back in training and pictures of himself hitting the bag and hitting mitts.

And it looked like BIG TOM WAS BACK. AND I WAS READY to compete when an accident caused further damage to my right eye.

This means more time away from the sport and right now the timing of my return is unclear.

And you saw the clip of Dana White in one of his recent post-fight press conferences mentioning that the heavyweight division is going to have to move on without TOM ASPINALL JUST LIKE THEY MOVED ON WITHOUT JON JONES.

REMEMBER THAT? WHEN JON JONES WAS HOLDING UP THE HEAVYWEIGHT division and they just moved on for the sake of the division.

LET’S JUST MOVE ON, GUYS. YEAH, we’re going to have to move on from Jon Jones.

Remember when we just moved on from Jon Jones while Tom Aspinall defended an interim heavyweight world world championship just for Jon Jones to drag up Stipe Miocic’s old ass for a match-up?

And the whole company ran defense for Jon Jones the entire time, offered him $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall while Aspinall’s WASTING HIS PRIME.

I REMEMBER WHEN THEY just moved on for the sake of the heavyweight division past Jon Jones and his stupid little antics.

I know there have been questions about why I’ve been quiet. I’ve always followed the advice of the UFC and focused on my recovery while we’ve tried to make this happen.

I have now made the decision to vacate the heavyweight title and I know what this means.

He doesn’t want to hold up the division. He vacates the world championship at heavyweight.

I get it, but you know what it really means is I think the UFC were probably going to strip him anyway.

So, let me do things on my terms ahead of time before they make that decision.

Okay? Because they’re going to move on without Tom. They were saying it, but Tom Aspinall’s like, “You know what?

I’m getting ahead of things. I’ll vacate. It looks better as well. I don’t want to hold things up.

I don’t want to give any false promises that I’m actually going to be ready in January or February or anything like that.

It’s just an absolute disgrace. What has gone down, dude? Um, I’ve now made the decision to vacate the heavyweight title.

I’ve asked the UFC to allow me to make this statement because I don’t want to hold the heavyweight DIVISION UP.

HEAR THAT, JON JONES? HE DON’T WANT TO HOLD ANYTHING UP. WHAT TOM ASPINALL SHOULD HAVE done is seen if Cain Velasquez wanted a quick return.

You know? Good old Cain, full of injuries, past his prime. Let’s see if Fabricio Werdum wants to come back for one last hurrah.

And we’ll just take that one on with an eye patch on real quick. Finish him with a jab, and then maybe next year we’ll get to the Ciryl Gane rematch.

But no, he vacates the title. I know what it’s like to have your career put on hold, of course, because it’s been done to him over the past few years.

And I want the other fighters to have the opportunity to the opportunity to compete for the title.

The UFC and Hunter have been informed of it every step of the way, and have seen the tests, procedures, and medical information relating to my eyes.

And his eye IS [sighs and gasps] HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE. Big Tom was the He was the chosen one, man.

He was the one to save us from the heavyweight division. He was going to pave the way, dude.

You’ve never seen anything like him. Lucas Tracy’s picking him to beat King Leonidas in a historical battle.

Like it the He was the chosen one. All right? And this is just really rough news to hear.

Really rough news to hear. We have worked closely with different doctors and specialists to try and make my return fight happen, but unfortunately it’s simply not possible right now.

I am also gutted. I’ve chased this dream since I was 10 years old. I’m not done.

I know, dude. We’re not Listen, we are not done. We have to have this belief.

In 2028 or Whenever Tom’s coming back. In 2027. WE’RE GOING TO KNOCK OUT CIRYL GANE, DUDE.

WE’RE GOING TO KNOCK OUT THAT DIRTY HE RUINED EVERYTHING. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST GOT SLEPT by Tuivasa like you were supposed to?

Huh? We’re going to be back in 2027, chat. And we’re going to deal with Ciryl Gane then.

Okay? And And justice will be served. Tom’s going to be fine. His eye is going to heal up, and he’s going to be exactly the same fighter where he left off after this.

He’s not going to be rusty with ring rust or anything like that. And he’s going to be back, dude.

He’s going to be back and better than ever. And he’s going to knock out Ciryl Gane, and I’m going to be watching.

I’m going to be watching live on YouTube, and I’m going to celebrate like you’ve never seen it before.

You thought me watching Ngannou get slept was good? You have no idea the amount of joy that will expel from my body when Tom Aspinall righteously sits down Ciryl Gane with a jab or something.

Stepping away from the title is not stepping away from the sport or the dream.

I’ll continue doing everything I can to get healthy, get cleared, and get back to competing as soon as possible.

What makes this particularly difficult is that many of the complications I’m dealing with are a RESULT OF FOULS.

AH, CYRIL. AH, DUDE, EVERY time I hear it and think of it, I just think of Cyril nearly eye-poking every opponent he’s ever had.

Back of the head shots. He’s such a dirty little And I hate him. With all of my mights, I want nothing more than Cyril Gane’s demise.

I want nothing more than Cyril Gane’s demise. And he seems like a NICE GUY.

WHEN HE’S LAUGHING like that and you’re like, “Oh, he’s got This is not a joke.”

And he’s laughing and everyone’s like, “Oh, he seems like a fun dude.”

And then he fights again and then you’re like, “You dirty little frog.” You’re going to get it, dude.

You’ve ruined everything. And they’ve rewarded Cyril Gane FOR RUINING EVERYTHING. TITLE SHOT AGAINST DERRICK Lewis interim belt.

Then you get a shot AGAINST NGANNOU. YOU THAT ONE UP. PULLING FOR A LEG LOCK in round five.

You fall. Dana even said that he wanted Cyril to win that.

He was rooting against Ngannou when he was fighting Cyril Gane. You that one up, Cyril.

And then what do you do? Is it time to fight Pavlovich or Blaydes? No.

Let’s see what Spivac’s up to. Let’s see if I can get my title back by beating SPIVAC REAL QUICK.

THEN I’LL ROB VOLKOV. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, ROB VOLKOV. And grabbed the cage there to keep myself standing in one of the rounds.

Fighters rely on officials to enforce the rules and protect us in those moments, and it’s hard to be dealing with the consequences today.

Dude, I know my boy Tom’s down bad. I don’t like being around people in real life, and I hate doing IRL content, but this might just In 2027, I might need to start the road to justice.

A series on my channel with me and Tom Aspinall. Where we’re just going through I’m just I want to be Tom Aspinall’s Master Shifu.

You know what I’m saying? That’s what I want to be. Or is it Oogway?

You know, and his dad Shifu. Not to say that Tom’s Kung Fu Panda or anything.

I don’t know what kind of narratives I’m coming up with and comparisons, but I’d love to be the Oogway, like just sitting there, thinking while Tom hits the pads and going, “Hm.”

You know, this is where we could do I want to be a part of this road back, because I’ve given such a part of my life to making sure that Tom gets the justice that he deserves.

And in every way, in the Jon Jones ducking him, in the having to defend the interim belt, in the this situation, in that situation, and it’s just This has really knocked me back.

And we are in this together, okay? He’s a nice guy. He’s a family man.

He’s a family guy. He’s got his kids. Good dude. It’s always the good ones that get done dirty, dude.

This sport does good people dirty. But not Jon Jones. Jon Jones gets his fairy tale.

And we’ll get into him being a fairy in a second, because best believe cuz he’s trashing Tom over this.

So, it’s time to do part 500 of him being a fairy. All All so we’ll get to that.

But it just hurts me, man. Thanks to everyone who supported me throughout this absolute nightmare.

Oh man. I’ll be back as soon as I’m medically able to be. Tom. And we’ve got some pictures here.

I don’t even know what this is. But I think this is like the vision [cough] on either side of his eye, and I guess on one side of his eye that there’s just no vision.

He got out and I’m sick of hearing this being called an eye poke, by the way.

This was an eye gouge. Let’s just call it what it is. This wasn’t an eye poke where someone gets poked and then it it separates and it’s just a little flick of the finger and it gets him in the eye.

This was an injection of Ciryl Gane’s fingers into the eye socket of Thomas Almeida.

And then a drag. You know? Like a proper move that you would do to destroy someone’s eye.

And it wasn’t the only time that Gane went for that in his career because he does it every fight.

But also within that very fight with Thomas Almeida, he tried to eye poke him about five different times.

And eventually one of them landed, or two of them because one actually landed earlier in the round and Tom actually tried to fight through it and then the second one got him in both eyes.

Heartbreaking, man. Absolutely And we’re seeing a lot of positive comments. There’s some negativity out there.

There’s some negative There’s some people that ARE LIKE, “HA! SEE? I KNEW HE WAS A PUSSY.”

LIKE, DUDE, this guy’s a world championship fighter. He fought Gane the first time. HE WANTED TO FIGHT JONES!

JONES WAS OFFERED 30 million to fight him. This guy ain’t scared of competing at the top of MMA by any means whatsoever.

Sergei Pavlovich, yeah, me. I’ll step up on one week’s notice. No problem, pal. Knocks him out cold.

This guy ain’t scared of competition. He’s a world-class UFC fighter. But, I’m still seeing comments of people like He’s scared, dude.

I knew he was ducking like just the stupidest But, it seems like most people are coming out in support.

The real champ. We can’t wait to see you reclaim. Thank you for all the continued support.

Just get cleared, Tom. If you need me to just come in there and say, is it one finger I’m holding up or two?

Like little drills like that. And would you I’ll just sit there in your front room, Tom.

I’ll be there for you, man. You know? I’ll be there for you. I’ll just sit there in your front room and just we’ll do drills where I throw a tennis ball one side, the other.

One side, the other. One side, the other. And we’ll do that half hour a day.

You know, we’ll get back. We’re going to get back to prime form, okay? Makhachev coming out in support.

Makhachev, shout out to Makhachev, Modi. You know, everyone Aspinall and what Sorry.

Aspinall and you know, the whole crew’s coming together. Aspinall and Nick’s manager, Yacoub Femi there.

Um John Anik, you know, champ. Laughing about it again, you know, everyone’s coming out in support and you just got to love um old Tom Aspinall.

We need more disciplinary actions on eye pokes. True. And that disciplinary action shouldn’t be unpunished whatso that there should be something.

There should be something. Why does it AI content at the top? There’s the Now someone else has got their conspiracy.

He AI’d the second photo of his I don’t even want to hear it. We do need more disciplinary action.

I think this makes Gane a heavyweight champ. Oh man, day ruined. The way UFC and mainly Dana handled this situation has been very poor.

If you’re not making the millions, you and your health do not matter to them.

[sighs and gasps] [cough] I post should make you lose a round or lose the match if it’s bad.

Especially if a round isn’t completed and you foul a guy out of a fight, you don’t just get away with that and then oh, you’re on the White House with Pereira.

And then you win that one. Fair play, you did win it. Then back in a head shot at Pereira.

Nearly killed Pereira a couple times over. Oh well, move on. You know, Gane’s just going to keep going his way through life.

I hate Ciryl Gane, dude. I don’t care how happy and go-lucky his life is.

I really just despise the We’re going to move on to some other parts of this as well because there’s so much more to go through.

Jones was trashing him as well. You know, he’s saying that he re-injured it in sparring.

So he was ready. He was like, “Dude, we’re back.” And then he got caught in the eye with a punch and his eye just started responding terribly to this.

I guess because he’s rushing knowing that there’s this pressure to like have to be in there November, December.

I’ve got to be back in there. I can’t really take the time off. And now it’s re-injured.

So there’s even more time off and this leaves the heavyweight division Cuz it was pretty obvious what needed to happen.

And now no. And then we see some of the quotes. I’ll I’ll through some of the quotes tweets before we get to Jon Jones.

No, I’ll go through the Jon Jones thing now. Jon Jones believes Tom Aspinall’s injury wasn’t that serious.

He agrees with a fan who claims Aspinall took the easy way out by vacating the title because he knows he can’t beat Ciryl Gane.

It’s for a world even if Tom didn’t think he could beat Ciryl Gane.

He’s still going in there as an underdog. It’s a world championship fight. Did he was so full of confidence going in there against Pavlovich on a week’s notice?

You don’t know if you’re going to win again AND IF HE WAS SO WEAK, JON.

AND HE WOULD take the easy way out from an eye poke. Why did you turn down $30 million to fight him?

You’ll never I’ll make sure you never live that down, Jon. And I want the whole MMA community to make sure that Jon never lives that down.

Anything Jon Jones says about Tom Aspinall as an opponent and how non not of a threat he was or anything like that, you turned down more money in one fight than you’ve probably made in about seven of your career fights put together to fight this man because you were scared of his style against yours.

You would know all about not wanting to fight someone and vacating a title because you know you can’t beat them.

You know all about that and it didn’t take you getting eye poked either. It just took you looking at Tom Aspinall’s tape and realizing that it’s a bad match up for you.

And you could have beat Tom. I don’t think Tom would be some massive favorite against Jon Jones.

At the time I did, maybe now not so much. Jon is a generational talent, but even just that smidgen of fear that he could maybe even upset you on the odds was enough for you to turn down 30 mil.

That would have changed fighter pay landscape in the UFC for everyone moving forward. You would set a new standard of pay.

Not just McGregor gets the 30 million. You could get it as well to fight him, and you turned it down cuz you’re a man.

And and no wonder you’re the one defending eye pokes from Ciryl Gane. You probably taught it to Gane when he was busy showing zero resistance to you and allowing himself to get guillotined on the ground with no resistance at any moment, no trying to back out of things, no trying to scramble whatsoever, just allowing himself to get put in a submission and tap immediately to the choke as well without fighting hands.

You probably whispered in his ear, “Eye pokes are really good. You got to use them.”

Jon Jones, dude. I’m sick of Jon Jones. Wait, what’s this? I’ve just had a video come through here.

What’s What’s going on here? Something just happened. The time that you met Jon Jones.

I don’t know what this is, but someone sent a video from What do you guys know?

Back in the day I used to be on Young LA. They were chill. They were dope.

Uh they have a lot of cool people like J Cole still a homie, but Jon Jones when I met him it was in like the back room of the first Young LA block party.

He comes walking through like he has like his little entourage with him and and he goes to the bathroom he’s like, “Yo, I got to go take a shit.”

He comes out of the bathroom I start filming a video for this guy that was like wanting to interview him or whatever.

And then after he gets done with the interview, he was like, “Why is this beautiful?”

And I was like, “Yo, what?” I was like, “Me?” He was like, “Yeah, bro.”

He was like, “What’s up with your eyelashes?” He was like, “Why do they like they’re so pretty?”

And I just told him I was like, “Shit, I use Latisse sometimes like that works.”

I was like, “Look into some castor oil.” So I asked him for a flick.

I was like, “Yo, Jon, you’re Yeah, you’re gay. Yeah, you’re gay, man. Jon’s just, you know, he’s it’s all We all know what you are, Jon, and it’s fine.

You know what I’m saying? It’s 2026, bro. Just be open about yourself. Stop being so repressed.

Stop taking things out on social media against the fighters that you don’t like. I know you’re currently in a beef with Makhachev as well.

Just be yourself, man. You know what I’m saying? Just be yourself out there, dude.

It’s all right. I don’t know what them roids did to you. I know that tren can do a few things here and there, but you know, Jon’s just gay.

Oh, you all know it, but that doesn’t even hit the same anymore because justice wasn’t served.

It was supposed to be that Jon’s was gay, and then Aspinall would come sweeping in.

Aspinall swoops in like a visage of justice and just destroys Jon Jones in front of the world, and we all rejoice.

Yeah, the wife beater got put away. Let’s go. And now he’s got his rapist padawan that he’s bringing into the sport as well.

Just evil. Just an evil sack of And Tom was our only hope. Tom Wan Kenobi, dude.

He was our only hope. I can’t. It’s all gone wrong. And it’s all Ciryl Gane’s fault.

It’s all Ciryl Gane’s fault, man. And now Ciryl Gane’s just no problem, dude. CAN’T WAIT.

I BET YOU HIS FINGERS ARE OUTSTRETCHED. I bet you anything his fingers are outstretched in those gloves.

Can’t wait. I cannot wait for his next fight, man. I’m sick of Ciryl, man.

Just skipping through life, destroying lives. You know what I’m saying? Just whoopsie daisy, another career destroyed by my foul.

Just skipping through life, getting anything wants. You want to know why?

Because he’s a good boy. And that’s and I mean that not in an Israel Adesanya sex talk type of way.

But what’s Ciryl Gane’s nickname? Bon Gamin. I swear that means good boy. I swear it does.

And he’s the UFC’s good boy. Let’s just call it what it is. This many title shots, this type of treatment, this many opportunities.

He’s a good boy. That’s all Ciryl Gane is for the UFC. Who’s a good boy for UFC?

You are, Ciryl. Who’s a good boy? That’s why they got rid of Ngannou. And I didn’t like Ngannou’s departure, because I was thinking to myself, “Dude, you’re going to get KO’d by Joshua.”

And then it’s all going to come crumbling down, and the UFC’s going to win in the end.

Little did I know Ngannou would leave and arguably beat Tyson Fury. And his stock goes through the roof.

And now he’s got all this money, even though he only fought once for PFL.

And now he’s kind of an obscure side character in the MMA community. I thought, “Dude, stay in the UFC, get the Jones fight, win it, then you’re on top.”

But then they shift out Ngannou, Gane’s their good boy. Come on, Gane, beat Ngannou for us.

Oh, you’re pulling leg locks in round five, cuz you’re a Oh, well. And then you move on, and then Gane gets another shot against him.

Oh, Gane, you want to fight Jon Jones? Five weeks notice? Yes, says the good boy.

I’ll do that in five weeks notice against Jon Jones when I’ve got a hand injury, and fight him on his return?

Sure, I’ll do that, yeah. No resistance, taps to nothing, He’s back again, dude. That’s why they want Ciryl.

That’s why they like Ciryl, and why they’re willing to overlook things, and ignore the fouls, and say, “Oh, you know, these things happen in MMA.”

They happen with the same fighters every time. And I’ve seen Demetrious Johnson uh talking about this as well.

And you know, he said, you know, he understands Tom and I wouldn’t risk losing my vision not being able to see my children.

He It’s only one eye that’s really bugging him right now, but I understand um what DJ’s saying.

But, I’ve seen Bisping and DJ and a lot of the UFC names that are speaking about this um that are saying things like, “Oh, there’s nothing you can really do about eye pokes.”

When there’s certain fighters that And I And I mean this seriously. There are some fighters that will genuinely never eye poke their opponent.

Jim Miller speaks about this a lot. There are fighters that will never land an eye poke on their opponent.

Or maybe they’ll do it once or twice throughout their long career. And it’ll be obviously accidental.

Then there’s Gaethje. Then there’s a Magomed. Then there’s Cyril Gane. Then there’s names that you can think of and think, “He’s eye poked an opponent every single time he fights.”

When there’s a repeat offender that does it every single fight and there’s another guy that hasn’t done it his entire career, even though he’s been in the UFC for 10 years, there’s obviously a difference.

It obviously can be prevented if a guy is willing not to do it. If it is punished.

I keep seeing that And Bisping is now coming out in defense of Tom. Everyone’s rallying behind Tom, but I remember a couple weeks ago, Michael.

I remember a couple weeks ago when I was furious watching an episode of Believe You Me, and it was Bisping trying to make out like Tom’s MILKING IT.

I DON’T I’m not making it up. I couldn’t find the clip. I couldn’t find the right episode, but I know that that was a couple episodes ago or a a couple months ago where Bisping was starting to be like, all right, champ.

Stop milking it, mate. I mean, I fought with one eye. I swear there was a time, but now he’s back on Tom’s side.

I don’t want to create division amongst the boys and girls, but you we’ve Listen.

I’m just a mess right now. Okay, I’m a real mess, and it’s really This has really hit me hard.

I don’t know what to do anymore. You know? And now we’ve got things unfolding, and people are saying This is probably for the best having the UFC belt on the best heavyweight goes against the entire tradition, and it’s true.

It’s true, man. It’s so true. Any negativity or hate you’re thinking of throwing at Tom, direct it straight towards that stupid French bastard rat.

I agree. I agree, dude. I’m glad the Twitter timeline is cuz you know what I think it was?

I do think at one point on Twitter there was like a Jones massive. Big up junglist massive type of massive.

Well, there was a Jones massive, and they were rallying and like, Tom quit against Gane, and they did their casuals and they don’t know what they’re watching.

They’re probably boxing fans. They shifted over just to on Tom. But now it’s like, oh, damn, he probably Now I think even they’re like, yeah, he probably is up in the eye actually.

We shouldn’t have You know, he wouldn’t have You don’t milk it for a year and a half or whatever and lose your entire prime and not make any If Tom was doing this and being like, oh, I’m too injured to fight Ciryl Gane.

Give me Sergei Spivac in a rematch. If he was doing stuff like that, I’d be like, okay, he’s ducking, but it’s just like to not participate in the way that you make money and the thing you’ve been training for since you were 10 years old, you can’t deny it at this point.

Looks like we’ll have a new undisputed. It just looks wrong. It just looks wrong, man.

Don’t look right. It’s stupid. And he had a great win against Pereira and still managed to it up with back of the head shots towards the end, but still it just looks disgusting to me.

You idiot. [sighs and snorts] I’m going to like print out a picture of Ciryl Gane and burn it in my garden.

You know I mean, like just I don’t believe in witchcraft or anything, but I’m going to You know in Spider-Man I’m in a movie.

I mean, I’ve been watching movies recently. I’m not I never really been a movie guy, but I’ve been watching them.

You know in Spider-Man where the Venom guy, Eddie Brock, goes into the church and goes, “Please please God kill Let’s kill Spider-Man.”

I feel like I’m going to end up like that about Ciryl Gane. You know, where I’m just bringing myself into church and Gane’s at the top of the church poking himself in the eyes.

The symbiote’s got him. You know what I’m saying? And the bells are going off and I’m just down there saying, “Please kill Ciryl Gane.”

I don’t I don’t know what to say, man. Gane just became champion after robbing Volkov, cheating against Aspinal, and cheating against Pereira.

He didn’t cheat until the finish was on its way, but he did in the finishing sequence, which definitely impacted Pereira’s recovery.

I understand. And Volkov, another nice guy, never done all wrong. Yeah, we’re sorry about you getting robbed by Gane.

We’re going to make things right. How did they make things right for Volkov? Here’s Waldo Cortes Acosta.

Now here’s Kuniev. I swear there was a fight in between that as well for Volkov.

Where he took on someone else. I can’t quite remember. Jailton Almeida. You know what I mean?

That’s how they make it right for Volkov. Even Dana admitted Volkov got robbed by Gane, and Gane cheated in that fight as well, by the way, by grabbing the cage.

Either way, um that’s how they make things right. Yeah, Gane, we’re going to put him right into a title fight.

Infinite title shots for Gane. We’re going to make things right for you though, Volkov.

And now Volkov’s booked against Kuniyev amidst a situation where he probably should be fighting for a title right now if we’re being real.

If justice was served, it would be Gane 3 on the understanding that it was 1-1 going into it.

It’s pathetic, dude. Sport’s truly Ciryl Gane’s champion of my preferred fighting organization. It just don’t feel right, dude.

The day Ciryl Gane gets slammed out will be an all-time great Toivasa.

You had one job before you used it, dude. Toivasa genuinely used up all of his blob powers in that one punch.

I swear. All of Toivasa’s blob aura was channeled into that one punch, dude. He had the blob gauntlet on for that one, you know?

Just swinging and knocking down Ciryl Gane. You just needed one follow-up, dude. One Israel Adesanya level follow-up shot.

Geese, right on the chin. Gane’s done forever. And then he gets an interim title shot immediately afterwards, probably, but Toivasa just had that one chance, and he couldn’t do it.

Didn’t Gane back up the head shot to Toivasa as well, didn’t he?

I think he did. I think he did. I really think he did. Annoying. Really annoying situation here.

Tom Aspinall might be the unluckiest fighter. I’m just doom maxing now. We’re just maxing out on doom.

Aspinall might be the unluckiest fighter in UFC history, wins the interim heavyweight title in November of 2023.

It’s September 2026. Becomes the longest-reigning interim champion in UFC history, 588 days. Jones took He waited 3 years until Ngannou left the sport to move up to heavyweight, by the way.

Jones took 588 days sitting doing nothing while Tom remained the interim champion. Refusing $30 million dollars.

Generational aura loss for Jones. Absolute victim waiting to happen. He must have known it.

His first defense as an undisputed champion ended in a no contest after an eye poke.

Vacates the heavyweight title after holding it 450 Damn, it’s been so long since we’ve had the heavyweight division moving, you know.

[cough] Longest-reigning champ, by the way. Dude, put those days together. Are we the longest-reigning heavyweight champ?

Hold on now. Hold on. There’s some more There’s some salvage here. There’s some salvage.

I don’t know how long Stipe was champ for. But 588 450 I don’t know what that sounds a lot like a at least over 3 years.

I don’t know if any other champion is Dude, we might be the longest-reigning heavyweight champ.

Considering he was the interim He was the undisputed when he was interim. I don’t have it in me anymore, dude.

I just This beats it out of me. And then Pereira’s calling out Gane for a rematch.

And there’s talks of a rematch going down. And then let’s see what happens here.

And you know, we’re going to get things done. Ni Pereira’s good And I think Pereira-Gane 2 is the big fight that you can make.

A lot of people are looking at the rankings of heavyweight division right now and they’re saying things like uh I mean here’s the rankings right here.

So we got Volkov fighting Kuniyev so he can’t fight for a title convenient. Pavlovich is free.

They could just do Gane Pavlovich. They haven’t fought each other cuz remember Gane got infinite title shots without fighting Pavlovich or Blades from 2022 onwards.

That was a crazy one. Don’t know how that managed to happen. But there you go.

Maybe they just do Gane Pavlovich. Pereira versus Hackett. They they cash in that big fight.

They do it on the same card. I don’t know but that’s the only way round you could do things unless you do Gane Pereira two and Pavlovich Hackett and put them on the same card so Hackett can still have that interaction with Pereira and Ciryl Gane.

I don’t really know what’s next in the heavyweight division but uh there you go.

If Jones comes back, I’m going to just lose my mind. You know, imagine Jones comes back and just oh there you go.

Gane time for Gane to tuck up and quit again within 3 minutes. Anthony Smith went five rounds.

I hate that fight in UFC history, you know. I don’t call out rigged fights much but I swear to God something’s fishy about that.

Stipey me old man Stipey me Ciryl Gane’s a generational talent. Old man Stipey takes you to round three.

Arguably wins round two against you. Gane can’t last 3 minutes. No resistance on the ground whatsoever.

Anthony Smith’s curl up in a ball technique keeps him alive for five straight rounds against you.

One leg Thiago Santos, five rounds split decision, but Gane. Ciryl Gane just folds up and taps.

I hate that fight. I hate that fight so much, but Gane’s the good boy.

That’s straight up what it is. He’s the good boy, dude. He’ll do as he’s told.

We’re all rallying behind Big Tom. This hurts, you know. But there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s and it’s worth and it’s worth fighting for, dude.

Seriously, it is. And Tom’s going to be back. And justice will be served, dude.

This is just a part of our anime storyline. This is a part of our anime story arc, where we bounce back in 2026, 2027, and knock out Ciryl Gane.

That’s what’s going to happen here, dude. This is all a part of our anime storyline.

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